POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS: May include, but are not limited to nervousness, anxiety, memory loss, abdominal pain, watery eyes, loss of bladder control, weakness in the knees, and loss of balance.
MOST COMON SIDE EFFECTS: May include, but are not limited to weight loss, outbursts of laughter, reduced stress, singing karaoke, dancing like a fool, consuming numerous alcoholic beverages, and excessive happiness.
Now that I caught your attention, let’s see if you can read my entire profile before moving on to the next totally hot (and most likely fake), but obviously dull and boring guy that is just looking for one thing!
OMG, THIS GUY IS HOT!!! If you are looking for the "Perfect Guy" on this website, Good Luck! I’ve heard all the stories about guys who lie, don’t have money, a car, or even worse who are borderline stalkers. As for me, I’m the real deal! I'm 6'2" (1.88 meters) tall, weigh in at 235 lbs, and have a genuine athletic build (so I'm not a little guy and I'm height and weight proportionate). To make things easier, I have even included a picture above so that there are no surprises. I swim and workout regularly, but since I'm not 23 anymore I don't have my sexy six-pack abs. If you don’t like that, feel free to move on, I’m perfectly fine with how I look and I look exactly like my profile pictures, right down to the sexy smile on my face!
